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    follow @isnt​ for more memes

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  • youtubeiswherethepoopis:

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    when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

    i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

    in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

    i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

    i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

    in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

    i answered “good”

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  • I’m wondering, how do I come up with good ideas to write a sub-plot that actually fits into the story and won’t make the reader lose the connection with the main plot?
    Anonymous

    she-who-fights-and-writes:

    How to Write A Sub Plot

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    If you look back on every single bestselling book ever printed, the chances are that most, if not all of them, contain sub-plots.

    A sub-plot is part of a book that develops separately from the main story, and it can serve as a tool that extends the word count and adds interest and depth into the narrative.

    Sub-plots are key to making your novel a success, and, although they aren’t necessary for shorter works, are an essential aspect of story writing in general.

    However, sub-plots can be difficult to weave into the main plot, so here are a few tips on how to incorporate sub-plots into your writing.

    1. Know Your Kinds of Sub-Plots and Figure Out Which is Best For Your Story

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    Sub-plots are more common than you think, and not all of them extend for many chapters at a time.

    A sub-plot doesn’t have to be one of the side characters completely venturing off from the main group to struggle with their own demons or a side quest that takes up a quarter of the book. Small things can make a big difference, and there are many of these small things that exist in literature that we completely skip over when it comes to searching for sub-plots.

    Character Arcs

    Character arcs are the most common sub-plot.

    They show a change in a dynamic character’s physical, mental, emotional, social, or spiritual outlook, and this evolution is a subtle thing that should definitely be incorporated so that the readers can watch their favorite characters grow and develop as people.

    For example, let’s say that this guy named Bob doesn’t like his partner Jerry, but the two of them had to team up to defeat the big bad.

    While the main plot involves the two of them brainstorming and executing their plans to take the big bad down, the sub-plot could involve the two getting to know each other and becoming friends, perhaps even something more than that.

    This brings me to the second most common sub-plot:

    Romance

    Romance can bolster the reader’s interest; not only do they want to know if the hero beats the big bad guy, they also want to know if she ends up with her love interest in the end or if the warfare and strife will keep them apart.

    • How to Write Falling in Love
    • How to Write a Healthy Relationship
    • How to Write a Romance

    Like character arcs, romance occurs simultaneously with the main plot and sometimes even influences it.

    Side-Quests

    There are two types of side-quest sub-plots, the hurtles and the detours.

    1. Hurdle Sub-Plots

    Hurdle sub-plots are usually complex and can take a few chapters to resolve. Their main purpose is to put a barrier, or hurdle, between the hero and the resolution of the main plot. They boost word count, so be careful when using hurdle sub-plots in excess.

    Think of it like a video game.

    You have to get into the tower of a fortress to defeat the boss monster.

    However, there’s no direct way to get there; the main door is locked and needs to have three power sources to open it, so you have to travel through a monster-infested maze and complete all of these puzzles to get each power source and unlock the main door.

    Only, when you open the main door, you realize that the bridge is up and you have to find a way to lower it down and so forth.

    1. Detour Sub-Plot

    Detour sub-plots are a complete break away from the main plot. They involve characters steering away from their main goal to do something else, and they, too, boost word count, so be careful not too use these too much.

    Taking the video game example again.

    You have to get to that previously mentioned fortress and are on your way when you realize there is an old woman who has lost her cattle and doesn’t know what to do. 

    Deciding the fortress can wait, you spend harrowing hours rounding up all of the cows and steering them back into their pen for the woman.

    Overjoyed, the woman reveals herself to be a witch and gives you a magical potion that will help you win the fight against the big bad later.

    **ONLY USE DETOUR SUB-PLOTS IF THE OUTCOME HELPS AID THE PROTAGONISTS IN THE MAIN PLOT**

    If they’d just herded all of the cows for no reason and nothing in return, sure it would be nice of them but it would be a complete waste of their and the readers’ time!

    2. Make Sure Not to Introduce or Resolve Your Sub-Plots Too Abruptly

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    This goes for all sub-plots. Just like main plots, they can’t be introduced and resolved with a snap of your fingers; they’re a tool that can easily be misused if placed into inexperienced hands.

    Each sub-plot needs their own arc and should be outlined just like how you outlined your main plot.

    • How to Outline Your Plot

    You could use my methods suggested in the linked post, or you could use the classic witch’s hat model if you feel that’s easier for something that’s less important than your main storyline.

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    3. Don’t Push It

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    If you don’t think your story needs a sub-plot, don’t add a sub-plot! Unneeded sub-plots can clutter up your narrative and make it unnecessarily winding and long.

    You don’t have to take what I’m saying to heart ever!

    It’s your story, you write it how you think it should be written, and no one can tell you otherwise!


    Hope this Helped!

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  • midwest-merman-deactivated20210:

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    I love this song.

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  • waltangina:

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    you know when you’re born in a non-english speaking country bilingualism is kind of a default. we are taught english from a young age so when someone asks me what languages do i speak, i respond with “well croatian and english obv, but im studying french and russian too”. and that bothers me. because english is fucking hard. in my country bilingualism is default, trilingualism is expected, and people get impressed when you speak five fucking languages where as native english speakers are praised for learning one (1) foreign language. i get that english is a major global language and why it is taught, but it bothers me that even if i spoke 5 languages fluently it would be useless if i didnt speak perfect english. and along with that, all of my hard work that i put into my english is dismissed because english is expected of me.
    rant over.

    This what you call English language imperialism.

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  • kyuubinu:

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    So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

    Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

    I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

    Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

    Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

    This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

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  • writer-of-a-certain-age:

    witchaj:

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    https://mobile.twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1167164665580752896

    Throw in pockets in all your dresses and pants and you’ve got my attention.

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  • mamoru:

    quinn-the-human:

    mamoru:

    survive out of spite. survive as a witness. survive as a warning to the future. survive so these stories do not disappear

    I get the point but this also comes off as really ominous and i enjoy that

    survive or else

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    • 3 years ago
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